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Full Disclosure: A Weird Request

So last night I met a guy on Tinder. And let me tell you, the first thing I said to him was that I didn’t think I was good-looking enough for him. He looks like a fitness model. Think Taylor Lautner meets a California punk band bass player. This child is stunning. And while I love myself and I think I’m a decently attractive girl, I’m certainly not on that level by any means. He just laughed it off and said I was crazt, then asked me to text him. Who am I to turn down this fitness spikey-haired god of a man? So I did.
At first things were normal. Just some getting-to-know-you chat with the occasional sexual innuendo. I also asked him for a picture of his face just to make sure that I wasn’t being catfished. He was amicable and fine with everything, and for half an hour we just talked made small talk. But then things took a turn for the weird.
I wouldn’t even write about this if it wasn’t one of the most interesting sexual requests I’ve ever heard. At first the sexting was the usual stuff, all about what he wanted to do and what I liked. I humored him because of his good looks, which I’m ashamed to say, and if you think I’m a bad person that’s fine, but I’m not holding back here. The request came in a usual form at first. A LOT of guys are into the idea of a threesome. I’ve been asked by a fair few if I would ever consider it, to which I usually answer a flat “no” (I get really jealous, so another girl in the picture would just be a little too much for me). But when ModelBoy asked, I said, “with who?” trying to prolong our tiny baby relations as long as possible before I nipped them in the bud. He sent me a picture of a good-looking guy on the beach. Now usually guys aren’t into bringing other guys into the picture, but I’m pretty sexually open, and I was super intrigued.
“Who is he?” I asked.
“My brother,” he replied.
I’m serious. This isn’t a lie. And for a second I was lost for words, which is a massive feat for me.
“Oh… okay?” I know, such an eloquent thing to say. But this was the strangest thing I’ve ever been asked. I really did want to know more, so I asked about it. At first I thought he was just joking, but he went into a lot of detail about wanting to watch his brother bang me. I kind of just let him talk about it, since it was obviously turning him on, but at this point I was kind of checked out of the conversation. When he finished with his fantasy he said, “how does that sound to you?”
“Uhm… we can talk about it.”
“Okay cool :)”
So that’s that. I agreed to talk to the most attractive guy who has ever been interested in me in my life about having a threesome with his brother…
Am I going to do it? NO. Of course not. I don’t think. I’m pretty sure.
Am I going to go out with him? Hell yes. Call me shallow, call me materialistic, call me what you want, but I would be stupid to not meet up with him at least once. Besides, everyone has their weird little kinks, right? We’d be lying if we said we didn’t, and other than the obvious he seems like a nice guy.
I’ll keep you updated on if he really is a man-model, on if he really is as kinky as he has so far let on, and if he pays for dinner or not 😉
Until then, stay tuned!
XOXO Kel

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